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Sony-BMG recently crowned 楊丞琳 (Rainie) as the label’s leading lady. The crown–those fluffy Taiwanese actually went and made one for the event–was previously reserved for 蔡依林 (Jolin), but since she dissed them to join EMI’s Capitol, the title went to Rainie.

But look, I can’t concentrate on anything else when the only question on my mind is: What’s with Rainie’s new retarded hairstyle? She used to be quite pretty, y’know?

Exhibit A: Rainie sweetness

Exhibit B: Rainie hotness

But what have we got now?

Exhibit C: A jellyfish

If you can stomach more of this marine creature, check out Rainie’s new MV. She sings, she dances, she backflips, and that damn jellyfish jiggles along all the way. Sobs.

Now, Jolin shows you how it’s done, baby! As W put it to me this evening “It’s not erotic anymore. It’s pole-dancing acrobatics.”